Political Meme

Behold, the rare Political Post in my journal... and it's a meme.

( Answers behind the cut. )

Urbandictionary meme

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1.) Your name:
2.) Your age:
3.) One of your friends:
4.) What should you be doing?
5.) Your favourite colour:
6.) Your birthplace:
7.) Last person you talked to:
8.) Last thing you had to drink:
9.) Your nickname:

Warning: At least one of the responses I got is a bit loooooooong.

( My answer )